SHANNA: HA PPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU
SHANNA: HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU
SHANNA: HAPPY BIRTHDAY HAPPY BIRTHDAY
SHANNA: HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU
SHANNA: dumps a pile of blonde idiots and cake on you
FOREST: YOU'RE THE BEST
SHANNA: casual reminder ur a horrible person
FOREST: i know
i made you a shirt for your birthday
no but i need this
FOREST: stabs self through eyeball
SHANNA: plucks knife you used and roasts your eyeball on the end of it like a weenie
SHANNA: NOW NOW FOREST
SHANNA: WE'RE MEANT TO PLAY A GAME TO SAVE THE GALAXY, NOT BLOW IT INTO TINY FLAMING BITS AND EVERYONE ALONG WIT IT
FOREST: bUT
March 15th - 60,573 notes - J
i love when shanest compare our guns and powers in bl2 and me
FOREST: i lost two followers for being upset about mordin
SHANNA: THEY WERE REAPERS
SHANNA: DONT TRUST THEM
FOREST: jacob i could not give less of a shit about you if i tried
SHANNA: JACOB TAYLOR IS SUCH A FULFILLING AND INTERESTING SQUADMATE
SHANNA: says literally no one
SHANNA: ever
