i had an emotional day
“desmond miles is a whiny and annoying brat”
“desmond miles needs to grow up and get over himself”
“desmond miles is the most pointless character in the franchise”
“desmond’s sequences are the worst parts of any ac game”
no one asked me to do this one i just felt like it WATCH THIS SERIES AND CRY WITH ME
O H M Y GOD
THIS IS THE BEST GUIDELINE I’VE EVER READ
remember no jutsu

hating tyki mikk isn’t a choice I was born this way
im gonna start carrying around glitter and when i want someone to go away im gonna toss it in their face and shout YAOI SPARKLES and then walk away
do you ever think about how bitchy and annoying you really are and wonder how anyone ever tolerates you