April 24th - 39,422 notes - J
put on your war paint
Klaud: Sorry to leave the researchers to you, Froi.
Froi: Not a problem. The three of us would probably be too much for them at this level. That is, if that hoodlum over there’s technique hasn’t gotten rusty.
Cross: Are you talking about me?
April 17th - 272,585 notes - O
And God said unto Abraham, “Abraham.”
And Abraham replied, “What.”
God said to John, “Come forth and receive eternal life.” But John came fifth and won a toaster.
And Judas approached the rabbis and Pharisees saying, “The one whom I kiss is the one you seek.”
To which they responded, “Gay.”
And thus, god made Eve. And she was bammin’ slammin’ bootylicious.
nightshot au → rack & the misfits as the cast of mass effect
[Nightshot Challenge] - 9 Dudeships
(03/09) Ted/Booster
December 29th - 44,110 notes - J
maybe it’s about the perfect place
to let go and forget about the hate
